Tiny Tombstones
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Tiny Tombstones was a personal project for the month of October in 2018. Many artists participate in Artober and most endeavour to produce a unique piece of painted or illustrated art daily for the month. Instead, inspired by the tombstones that litter the lawn of Disney's Haunted Mansion ride and my love of entomology, I decided to create a humorous rhyming epitaph for a different insect daily. They were all posted to the twitter account @TinyTombestones. Some are definitely better than others, but it made for an enjoyable mini-project! I hope you enjoy them.
Welcome to the Graveyard
Poor little spider legs curled up, couldn't breath underneath that cup.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 3, 2018
All will miss your stinkbug retorts, although the air is fresher with you as a corpse.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 3, 2018
It had no mouth, it could not scream, to warn it's fellow fireflies of the headlights beam.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 3, 2018
Centipede used to stomping on by, struck dead by a shoe falling from the sky.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 4, 2018
Six feet under this earthworm thrived, during a rainstorm it took a dive.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 5, 2018
Stickbug sleeping one evening in the spring, burnt alive when used for kindling.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 6, 2018
Singing cicada was looking for a mate, a curious dog is where it met its fate.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 7, 2018
Ant heading home holding a giant seed, spotted by a bird that was just in time to feed.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 8, 2018
This locust and their friends met a thousand tiny ends, nasty pesticides dissolved their soft insides.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 9, 2018
Dear deer tick, they feared your lick, plucked from the scalp of a woodland hick.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 10, 2018
Though sad to broach, our sweet crushed roach, did not notice the frying pan approach.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 11, 2018
Two bees or not two bees, the coroner couldn't separate their smooshed bodies.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 12, 2018
Dung beetle rolling along the side of a road, squished when a truck driver spilled its load.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 13, 2018
If this ear mite could hear it might still be here.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 14, 2018
While head standing the last of the kegs, a lad crushed this daddy long legs.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 16, 2018
Full mosquito didn't hear the smack, that turned it into a blood Rorschach.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 16, 2018
Though not Protestant or white, this wasp really put up a fight.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 18, 2018
Ladybug looking so proper in her red and black, pecked by a bird for a light morning snack.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 19, 2018
The lizard didn't just lick it, so we lost this gentle cricket.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 19, 2018
Our lice lived well on a toddler's head, but his mom's shampoo left them stone dead.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 20, 2018
This hungry assassin bug laid in wait, but a hungrier rodent marked this date.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 21, 2018
Didn't heed the warning of this cold hearted killer, an early morning frost took this sleepy caterpillar.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 22, 2018
I do not joke, I do not kid, a falling acorn crushed our beloved aphid.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 23, 2018
In an overgrown lawn lived this bright grasshopper, until finally getting mowed and it was sucked into the chopper.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 24, 2018
A sight to see, this drowning flea, a dog's bath time set its spirit free.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 25, 2018
In dying arms they held her, this sickly poor boxelder.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 26, 2018
More at home with your tears than a great big hug, rest in peace our little waterbug.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 27, 2018
With your loss we are left poorer, dearest emerald ash borer.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 28, 2018
This mantis devoutly prayed for a mate, the answer did cause its head to separate.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 29, 2018
A forest fire raged into the sky, crisping our poor dragonfly.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 30, 2018
Like a knife to bread, this butterfly spread, wiper blades smeared this monarch dead.
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) October 31, 2018
As October has come to an end, remember insects are your friend. Do not stomp or squish or tear, but love these creatures everywhere! If upon you they bite or sting, your epitaph they will sing!
— TinyTombstones (@TinyTombstones) November 1, 2018
Since Elon Musk is trying to kill Twitter (I'm sorry, X... wtf), here's the list of posts for each day in October.
2018.10.01 - Poor little spider legs curled up, couldn't breath underneath that cup.
2018.10.02 - All will miss your stinkbug retorts, although the air is fresher with you as a corpse.
2018.10.03 - It had no mouth, it could not scream, to warn it's fellow fireflies of the headlights beam.
2018.10.04 - Centipede used to stomping on by, struck dead by a shoe falling from the sky.
2018.10.05 - Six feet under this earthworm thrived, during a rainstorm it took a dive.
2018.10.06 - Stickbug sleeping one evening in the spring, burnt alive when used for kindling.
2018.10.07 - Singing cicada was looking for a mate, a curious dog is where it met its fate.
2018.10.08 - Ant heading home holding a giant seed, spotted by a bird that was just in time to feed.
2018.10.09 - This locust and their friends met a thousand tiny ends, nasty pesticides dissolved their soft insides.
2018.10.10 - Dear deer tick, they feared your lick, plucked from the scalp of a woodland hick.
2018.10.11 - Though sad to broach, our sweet crushed roach, did not notice the frying pan approach.
2018.10.12 - Two bees or not two bees, the coroner couldn't separate their smooshed bodies.
2018.10.13 - Dung beetle rolling along the side of a road, squished when a truck driver spilled its load.
2018.10.14 - If this ear mite could hear it might still be here.
2018.10.15 - While head standing the last of the kegs, a lad crushed this daddy long legs.
2018.10.16 - Full mosquito didn't hear the smack, that turned it into a blood Rorschach.
2018.10.17 - Though not Protestant or white, this wasp really put up a fight.
2018.10.18 - Ladybug looking so proper in her red and black, pecked by a bird for a light morning snack.
2018.10.19 - The lizard didn't just lick it, so we lost this gentle cricket.
2018.10.20 - Our lice lived well on a toddler's head, but his mom's shampoo left them stone dead.
2018.10.21 - This hungry assassin bug laid in wait, but a hungrier rodent marked this date.
2018.10.22 - Didn't heed the warning of this cold hearted killer, an early morning frost took this sleepy caterpillar.
2018.10.23 - I do not joke, I do not kid, a falling acorn crushed our beloved aphid.
2018.10.24 - In an overgrown lawn lived this bright grasshopper, until finally getting mowed and it was sucked into the chopper.
2018.10.25 - A sight to see, this drowning flea, a dog's bath time set its spirit free.
2018.10.26 - In dying arms they held her, this sickly poor boxelder.
2018.10.27 - More at home with your tears than a great big hug, rest in peace our little waterbug.
2018.10.28 - With your loss we are left poorer, dearest emerald ash borer.
2018.10.29 - This mantis devoutly prayed for a mate, the answer did cause its head to separate.
2018.10.30 - A forest fire raged into the sky, crisping our poor dragonfly.
2018.10.31 - Like a knife to bread, this butterfly spread, wiper blades smeared this monarch dead.
2018.11.01 - As October has come to an end, remember insects are your friend. Do not stomp or squish or tear, but love these creatures everywhere! If upon you they bite or sting, your epitaph they will sing!
Credits
- Jerry Belich – Author